Ladies, we need to have a chat about girl code. As punishment Cain was doomed to walk the earth alone. Sample Articles from : Article 1: Regardless of , a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical. That's just how the rules are written. If a sloshed bro needs to be sent back home, arrangements shall be made for the same at any cost.
A few of the Bro rules mentioned through out the show are: Article 1: Bros before hos. This can be as simple as dancing with another girl at a club or as difficult as pretending to be her friend in a public place totally done that, by the way , in order for her to escape. This is another rule of mutual self-preservation. And all the great fighting scenes in the movies would be reduced from five minutes to five seconds, which would make The Matrix very, very short. Few know of its existence, and the code, until now, has been verbally communicated between those in the 'bro'.
The other 2 bros claimed he was still with them but unavailable to talk. You might wonder whether every guy follows these rules. If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time: A. And under no circumstances shall it be broken. Use your own bro-judgment to determine if you should accept. Bros are brutally honest with one another in any given situation.
This is the most important role a bro may play for a bro, and may not be violated or debauched. Article 83: The Platinum rule - Never ever, ever, ever, ever love thy neighbour. The bro life is like being in Jedi training camp. And this is what is called the bro code rules. Guys do not always necessarily discuss a plan of action, most often they just know which topics to avoid and the best ways to answer questions. Razors, clippers, and even a piece of broken glass is enough for a bro. Guys know that women will stretch the truth about many things, so they will stretch the truth about each other's jobs to make them seem more impressive to the new girl.
The term has been popularized by , a character from the television show. It covers about 150 Bro rules of what a Bro should or shouldn't do. Imagine if a guy's 'manhood' were open season. It is the very essence of the bro code, and embodies the true awesomeness that is bro love. Here is the list of rules you need to follow whenever you hang out with your friends aka best buddies. Soon hordes of Spartan seamen burst through the Trojan barrier, and Helen got half the gold for the next eighteen years.
This makes no sense, of course, because all girls are better than all sports teams. It allows guys to A drink as much as they want with impunity, and B keep drinking as much as they want with impunity. Article 104: The mother of a Bro is always off limits except if she is a step mother and if she initiates it or is wearing one or more articles of leopard print clothing. It is unmanly to pull one's fire hose out in the vicinity of another guy. Or you might be thinking, No way my guy does all this crap. The discovery of the Dead Sea Scrolls has unearthed a once-lost passage that documents the earliest infringement of The Bro Code.
A bro may skip out on kicking in for beer if he has done this recently. A man should never choose a girlfriend over his friendship to his best pal no matter the circumstances. The other bros should cover for him. Not even if bribed with carnal sweets. So it is acceptable to take a urinal one away from the next guy.
Space must always be found or made for a drunk bro who needs to leave. This rule states that guys should put his bros in priority over the pursuit of the opposite sex. Published by , the book covers 150 rules written in articles of what bros should or should not do. Article 77: A Bro Never Cries. We are all driven by sex and death.
Even if she was truly nasty, a bro will make excuses for his bro. Especially if the tattoo is of a girl. But a guy will never, ever hook up with his buddy's mom, even if she is smoking hot. What sweeter than becoming a wingman of your bro in a party full of hot girls. When a bro gets caught cheating, his best chances are to deny, deny, deny. Studies show that 8 out of 10 bros will do this without thinking. Step sisters and mothers are fair game.
Bros are known to be as close as actual family members, so to have a girlfriend come in between that friendship and — in some cases — break the two apart from one another, would be devastating. Article 39: The three days rule. Change the topic immediately and make sure your bro knows about the situation. The wingman also has to be socially perceptive enough to know exactly when to stop being witty and charming and instead be. Should a girl comment negatively upon the bro-mance, kindly explain to her that she will never know love from a man such as you and your bros share. Every now and then you hear a woman claim that every man is the same, and quite frankly, she may be right after seeing this list that almost proves every guy reacts somewhat alike to the same or similar circumstances.