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What's the worst date you've ever been on? : AskReddit

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I think back to the advice my dad once gave my sisters and me when he snuck us onto the premium members only tennis courts at this fancy resort at the beach. And I want to illustrate it for you! On the way to the car, he dumped a bunch of trash on the ground and proceeded to pee on it. I went on a Tinder date with a guy who is now in my contacts as Donotanswer Penispic. As someone rushed in front of me, I screeched to a halt, beeping my horn manically, as a collision was imminent. It rolled under a pinball machine and we were disqualified. By the time Jason and I had defeated them, a beating similar to Vikings raiding and pillaging a peaceful seaside town, Jessica was telling me to get away from her.

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Bad Dates

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There was a guy who worked at the art store next door to us who asked me out. I awkwardly sat through one very hurried course before rushing home to check his Tinder profile again. The sirens were echoing off the Victorian brick walls and in the distance I saw police tape flickering in the wind. Reddit is awesome, you're not all a bunch of trolls. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her bottom off' and in need of some assistance! First thing that was off was how shy and tense she seemed to be. We went on a date and he wanted to walk me home after I'd made a lot of fuss about the area I lived in.


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Women Are Sharing Their Worst (Best?) First Date Stories on Twitter

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Please go get it then come pick me up So my boyfriend and I go get her car. I personally think that this offense is just a notch above the fact that he kept talking about his ex-girlfriends. I got all dressed up in my favorite little black ensemble and waited for him. On the way home asks me to get out two stops before my actual station to watch him pee into the train tracks. Thankfully, none of us are alone in all of this weird, awkward hideousness. So I guess two weeks after back and forth flirting, Vaughn asks her out on a date.

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Worst date stories

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The One With The Bathroom Window I'd been on a few dates with an Australian guy and I was instantly besotted which never ends well, does it? I asked him what he was doing, and he said he had been to the town bar next door drinking, and oh my god, they had boiled eggs for 25 cents and he had eaten a ton of them. You join friends for dinner at a pricey restaurant. The bartender tipped me off to the exact number while the dude was in the bathroom. We go upstairs and nervously talk. First up, there was the guy who heavily implied that he would like to move in after their date.

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13 Of The Worst Date Stories We've Ever Heard

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After all that, he tried to kiss me. We go inside and I try to order some food and he tells me that we are not getting food and that I can't eat. But then when it was time to leave, I ordered an Uber to take me home, and he got in, asking if he could share the taxi even though we live nowhere near each other. It all started with one simple request. On the way home asks me to get out two stops before my actual station to watch him pee into the train tracks. So I stayed for two more drinks.

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11 Bad Date Stories That Are So Entertaining, You'll Almost Be Glad You Wasted Two Hours Of Your Life

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I'd already judged, of course. So I ask her how her love life has been lately. You join friends for dinner at a pricey restaurant. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! I was embarrassed, and of course, while we were eating he had the urge to make strange voices and play with his food. My worst date was back in my university days. I guess he underestimated my 10% say in the matter.

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Worst Date EVER! My Dating HORROR STORIES...

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I wanted to leave then but I already purchased the ticket so I figure I'll just watch the movie, sitting next to her purse! Great, I was going on a double date with a girl who hated my sister. We decided to meet up for a date after work. However I was too scared to leave swifly. It was hard to choose the worst of the worst, but we finally settled on these 10 cringe-inducing stories. What I did is throw a box of popcorn on their heads and told him looooossssseeeerrrrr! Glad I could help feed the hungry.

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Worst Date

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Look, I'm not going to invade your space or anything but at least sit next to me. Look, I'm not going to invade your space or anything but at least sit next to me. My worst date was back in my university days. It was obvious I was treating this as a date from the start, if she didn't want it to be a date she needed to let me know from the get go! I would gaze lovingly across the room at him during our Friday evening keyboard lessons, but to no avail. She saved me with an emergency phone call. Telling your epic tale bonds you to your fellow bad-date survivors, and somehow makes you feel less alone.


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The Date From Hell

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After he told me that, he asked me to put my hands you know where. Thankfully, none of us are alone in all of this weird, awkward hideousness. At the bar, there were a bunch of beer-pong tables. He actually called me the next day and asked if I wanted to go out again! Then, he asks me if I want to see a trick. I finally convince him to at least get an appetizer.

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