Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. You can negotiate with a terrorist. Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? Yo mama and daddy so black that your family pictures look like ultrasounds 77. Yo Mama so fat, her ass has its own zip code! One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. Without further ado, here are the world's funniest yo mama jokes: Yo mama so stupid she brushes her teeth with Preparation H. Yo daddy dick so small when I licked it, it disappered.
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said, Damn it, Grandpa, you're drunk! Yo daddy so bald, you can see what's on his mind. More insult jokes: Insults 101 Insulting America since 2006! Yo daddy so stupid I told him if he guess how many dollars are in my pocket I will give him both of them he said three. Yo mama so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. Bob has been missing since Friday. Her husband was a blonde, too. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? All I wanted was one night stand.
Yo daddy so bald, when I rub his head I can see the future. People must be dying to get in there. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. Some of these can be quite harsh, so be careful not to upset anybody. Don't call me later, call me Dad. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.
Yo daddy so dumb he ran into a park car. Yo mama so fat, she doesn't eat with a fork -- she eats with a forklift. Yo Daddy so fat that when he sat down on the couch next to yo Mama, no-one ever saw it or yo Mama again! The puns, the literal understandings, and the special perspectives dads have on life are the sources of all dad jokes. Yo Mama so fat she bent over and got arrested for selling crack! Yo Daddy so short he made Kevin Hart look tall! Her husband asks, Why are you so happy? Want to hear a joke about paper? Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator. So it actually depends on the joke itself and the person reading it. Yo Daddy so stupid, he locked himself in the bathroom and peed himself! This time, she didn't even hesitate.
Yo mama so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left. Yo daddy so poor i saw him walking down the street kicking a cardboard box i asked what are you doing he said moving. Where does batman go to the bathroom? His son pauses for a moment, thinking, and then replies flip mommy over, I want a puppy! What do you call a fly without wings? Liquor in the front, poker in the back. Remember the Yo mama jokes is like an insult. Because they have no body to go with. The woman thought, This is great!.
She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Do you know some naughty jokes which we do not yet have on this list? The father again looked and the dog and yelled, Dammit Skippy! The biker looked at him and didn't say a word. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. I called him a fag and he chased me wit his purple purse. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Q: How do you scare a divorced dad? Yo daddy so dumb that when he personally wanted to cut your ubilical chord he cut your penis instead Yo daddy so gay. Yo Mama so ugly she scared the black off of Micheal Jackson.
Apparently the survivors are marooned. Enjoy more than 230 different jokes about mothers! I could have been Yo daddy but the monkey beat me up the stairs. Little Johnny shook his head too, You don't know my daddy. The father jumps up and quickly covers himself. Why did the coffee file a police report? A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them. Yo daddy so dumb when he jump the fence the gate was open! What do you call a fat psychic? This time she didn't even think about it. Yo Daddy so fat he's on both sides of the family. Yo daddy so gay he sat on a cherrio and turned it into a Fruit-Loop 74. Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? They both wiggle when you eat them. Another good thing screwed up by a period. The next day, the son bursts into his parents' room and sees them having sex. Here is a great video with 100 Yo Mama Jokes. It takes 1st prize and 3 is runner up. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. Yo Daddy so stupid he put two quarters in his ear and thought he was listening to the rapper 50 cent! Your dads dick is so small he has to use a microscope and a pair of pliers to wank 75.
Yo daddy hair so nappy Moses couldn't part it. Yo Daddy is like an arcade game, when you give him a quarter he lets you play with his joy stick. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so old when I told her to act her age, she died! All is relative, the one´s you may find good or funny, another person will think the opposite. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.