You re hotter than quotes. Heaton: 10 Southern Sayings for Sweltering Summer Heat 2019-01-04

You re hotter than quotes Rating: 7,9/10 213 reviews

You're a lot hotter than my last prom date. Is that a complim...

you re hotter than quotes

The old farmer frowned and held up the bucket for them to see. You know where you envision yourself in the future. He pulled her tighter against him, kissing her slowly, thoroughly. Any guilt you might have had about your sexual preferences or behaviors are long gone by thirty. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death? She has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Next

Why You're Hotter In Your Thirties Than You Are In Your Twenties

you re hotter than quotes

It's hotter than a half-bred fox in a forest fire. I shuddered as I closed my eyes. A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. I can embarrass myself so badly that I literally get a hot prickle down the back of my neck. You think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone book you see no need to stop at a rest stop 'cause you have an empty milk jug.

Next

Heaton: 10 Southern Sayings for Sweltering Summer Heat

you re hotter than quotes

He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees! Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life. It's another one of those aluminum foil sweater days. You've ever given rat traps as gifts. You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water. They must be 'liquidated' or melted in the hot fire of exile and labor into the proletarian masses. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up. I say yes, no and I say money, money, money and I say turkey sandwich and I say grape juice.

Next

Funny Hotter Quotes

you re hotter than quotes

I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. You look hotter in your thirties because you know this is your best look. I got raw footage of the devil backstroking in the baptism pool. Her ass was so big, it looked like two Buicks fighting for a parking place. Here are a few redneck sayings shared with us by our guests.

Next

You're a lot hotter than my last prom date. Is that a complim...

you re hotter than quotes

They all like to drink and get naked, and the women are hot. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs. You never ever have to convince someone to do the work to be ready. Eisenhower Women are like teabags. Cows are giving evaporated milk. I'll even let you decide how I tell you: with words- his eyes flickered once to her mouth- or with my teeth and tongue. .


Next

23 Quotes That Let You Know You’re Doing Better Than You Think You Are

you re hotter than quotes

You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. This isn't charity; it's family. It's hotter than two bears fighting in a forest fire. This race is hotter than a Times Square Rolex. Kennedy Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. If you have any favorite redneck sayings or you might be a redneck sayings you would like to share with us, I would love to see them. They can love you in a way you have never been loved and still not join you on the bridge.


Next

Yooo Haaa: SO HOT JOKES ..from YoooHaaa

you re hotter than quotes

~Submitted by unknown Country Contradictions, Hillbilly Humor, Silly Sayings and lots of other stuff I have said, will say or have heard someone else say. But I do like watching Zac Efron, Channing Tatum, and a number of other hot actors lay on the romantic shit in a movie. I can't think of a better nation on the planet. You will always be too much of something for someone: too big, too loud, too soft, too edgy. I'm mad enough to drown puppies. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Next

Tina Leonard Quotes (Author of Hotter Than Hot)

you re hotter than quotes

You ever cut your grass and found a car. I was in it as a baby, and I have never seemed to get out of it ever since. The truth is, things ain't going too good at all. You discover that it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car. Oh sure, I knew how to seduce in my twenties. ~Submitted by unknown Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Next